Dear Dad,
I know I am writing this in English and would disappoint you since you are always complaining that your sons are not learning the mother tongue of our family. I promise to study more and take time to write the letter in Chinese next time.
When Tata Announced their Nano Plant in Singur I was very much depressed. How could Bengal do this to us. How could he allow a capitalist establishment to setup a plant there. How could he forget our family values. How could he think of betraying me, his only brother.
Look at me. I have never allowed any capitalists here. I drove out all the industries and made myself free from the evil clutches of the industrialists. Some rich and middle class people here are not very friendly but I have my means to get things done. You know what I mean 
The Technopark and the Infopark is also giving me some trouble these days. They are not cooperating with Harthals. But dont worry, I have got insiders who are always on the bench and got nothing to do, the perfect devils workshop. I have started giving them training. Soon you can see the first strike inside.
Despite all these troubles I managed to uphold the principles of socialism and still my brother thought of betraying me. But now I am happy and thanks to that really really stupid lady. If not for her my brother would have been lost for ever.
Anyway’s congratulations for pulling off Olympics. You did a great job there.
Yours Loving Son
Kerala
LOL! Enna thaangaa !!!
Damn this font color is RED!!! the commie color!
-Nikhil
Comment by Nikhil Narayanan — October 8, 2008 @ 6:28 pm
Nice presentation!!
Comment by Jojo — October 8, 2008 @ 7:56 pm
Holy Mackerel!
Way to go Kenney!
I hope that the dear brother Bengal sees the light and kick all the bourgeoisies (boorshwasees) out of his back yard. LOL!
Comment by Domestic Avalanche — October 8, 2008 @ 9:19 pm
Bengal might have lost TATA but they have not lost the lesson…They have only themselves to kick, afterall its them to forced out the farmers through non-democratic ways. They’ve exibited their real colour, and now paying for it.
As for Kerala, I’ll keep mum…
Nice letter though..:)
Comment by scorpiogenius — October 9, 2008 @ 3:46 am
Kenny u said it… congrats.. nice presentation man…
Comment by sandeep Thomas — October 9, 2008 @ 11:53 am
very nice indeed!
Comment by JMJ — October 9, 2008 @ 4:48 pm
very good….bt d sad thing is “Ingane onnum ee naadu nannavilla”…
Comment by Bob — October 9, 2008 @ 5:16 pm
Very well said Kenney. These people should understand what todays generation really needs. Its not hartal, but a promising and bright future. The “anti-boorshwasikal” are doing too much to destroy it..
Comment by Sreekanth — October 9, 2008 @ 7:51 pm
Very good perception. Sarcastic presentation. Mr. ‘Maram Karim’, honorable industries minister, recently challenged the ‘boorshwas’ to invest in Kerala if they are brave enough. Poor Tata is not that brave to say one more tata to anyone..
Comment by S.K Praveen Kumar — October 10, 2008 @ 9:39 am
Hats offf
Comment by Sumesh — October 10, 2008 @ 6:08 pm