Dear Dad,

I know I am writing this in English and would disappoint you since you are always complaining that your sons are not learning the mother tongue of our family. I promise to study more and take time to write the letter in Chinese next time.

When Tata Announced their Nano Plant in Singur I was very much depressed. How could Bengal do this to us. How could he allow a capitalist establishment to setup a plant there. How could he forget our family values. How could he think of betraying me, his only brother.

Look at me. I have never allowed any capitalists here. I drove out all the industries and made myself free from the evil clutches of the industrialists. Some rich and middle class people here are not very friendly but I have my means to get things done. You know what I mean

The Technopark and the Infopark is also giving me some trouble these days. They are not cooperating with Harthals. But dont worry, I have got insiders who are always on the bench and got nothing to do, the perfect devils workshop. I have started giving them training. Soon you can see the first strike inside.

Despite all these troubles I managed to uphold the principles of socialism and still my brother thought of betraying me. But now I am happy and thanks to that really really stupid lady. If not for her my brother would have been lost for ever.

Anyway’s congratulations for pulling off Olympics. You did a great job there.

Yours Loving Son

Kerala

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